be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool
My idea of flirting is making fun of each other until one of us fucks up and says something nice.
I’m so fucking weird
I’m the nicest rude person you’ll ever meet.
I don’t give a fuck about anything but at the same time, I care about a lot.
I hate people but I develop crushes easily.
I hate myself but I’m completely fabulous.
I need help.
“I still love you” is the saddest fucking sentence in the whole world
- Me on my wedding day: you still like me right